The strangeness in their minds....

students... what would we do without them??

some REALLY thought-provoking answers....

8c. I enjoy getting into peoples minds and causing them to freak out whenever they see a spider: regardless of how small, far away or even dead it is!

I am ... a kidney

and my favourite so far

8b. I consist of cells, I have an active metabolism and I respond to stimuli. Which, by the way suits me fine, because a favourite pastime for my family, friends and I is to go out in a heard and graze on the fleshy plains of your skin.

I am... pubic hair

Booooring Excuses

I overheard a colleague say that one of her students haven't been attending class for almost two months. When she asked him why he hasn't been to class, he said that he simply forgot about that subject...

If there's one thing that really annoys me, its students who can't even lie creatively! I wonder whether he forgets to eat too?